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- /* @(#)src/silly.c 1.4 7/11/92 11:50:54 */
-
- /*
- * Copyright (C) 1987, 1988 Ronald S. Karr and Landon Curt Noll
- * Copyright (C) 1992 Ronald S. Karr
- *
- * See the file COPYING, distributed with smail, for restriction
- * and warranty information.
- */
-
- /*
- * silly:
- * silly is a silly file which is linked in last to overcome a
- * fencepost error in gdb
- *
- * NOTE: this function is left in for hisorical reasons
- *
- * external functions: silly
- */
- #include <stdio.h>
- #ifdef STANDALONE
- char *local_sender;
- #else /* !STANDALONE */
- #ifndef DEPEND
- # include "extern.h"
- #endif
- extern char *local_sender;
- #endif /* !STANDALONE */
-
- /* local defines */
- #define TOMBNAME (17) /* max length of a tombsone name */
-
- /*
- * silly - a very silly function
- *
- * display a silly message
- */
- silly()
- {
- char name[TOMBNAME+1]; /* name to put on tombstone */
- int sender_len; /* length of the sender string */
- int pad_len; /* spaces on left for centering */
- int i; /* index */
-
- /*
- * form the name in the center of the 'name' string
- */
- compute_local_sender();
- sender_len = strlen(local_sender);
- sender_len = (sender_len > TOMBNAME) ? TOMBNAME : sender_len;
- pad_len = (TOMBNAME-sender_len)/2;
- for (i=0; i < pad_len; ++i) {
- name[i] = ' ';
- }
- strncpy(&name[pad_len], local_sender, sender_len);
- for (i=pad_len+sender_len; i < TOMBNAME; ++i) {
- name[i] = ' ';
- }
- name[TOMBNAME] = '\0';
-
- /*
- * display a silly message
- */
- printf("\n\nThe route-addr hits...");
- fflush(stdout);
- sleep(1);
- printf("\rYour mailer feels weeker");
- fflush(stdout);
- sleep(1);
- printf("\rThe route-addr hits... ");
- fflush(stdout);
- sleep(1);
- printf("\n\n");
- printf(" ___________\n");
- printf(" / \\\n");
- printf(" / R I P \\\n");
- printf(" / \\\n");
- printf(" / \\\n");
- printf(" | %s |\n", name);
- printf(" | |\n");
- printf(" | Eaten by a |\n");
- printf(" | chain letter |\n");
- printf(" | on level 1 |\n");
- printf(" | |\n");
- printf(" | %4d |\n", get_local_year());
- printf(" | |\n");
- printf(" *| * * * | *\n");
- printf(" ______)/\\/\\_//(\\/(/\\)/\\//\\/|_)______\n\n\n\n");
- }
-
- #ifdef STANDALONE
-
- #ifndef HASH_STANDALONE
- /*
- * main - see what the silly program does
- */
- void
- main()
- {
- /* print the silly mssage */
- silly();
- exit(0);
- }
- #endif /* HASH_STANDALONE */
-
- /*
- * get_local_year stub for get_local_year in sysdep.c
- */
- int
- get_local_year()
- {
- return 1915;
- }
- #endif /* STANDALONE */
-